Tag: clouds

Clouds

Clouds; ranked.

Cumulus Mediocris

– generic cloud

– travels in large herds for protection

– could do better

– C

Cumulonimbus Calvus

– shifty mother

– definitely hiding something.

– don’t you do it

– D minus

Cirrus

– hardly worth the effort

– half-assed

– I am embarrassed for them.

– D

Stratus

– so high

– When people refer to “The Cloud”, this is what they are talking about.

– sky-icebergs

– B minus

Cumulus Congestus

– not fat; had a big lunch.

– ooh~ gonna regret getting the Platter Special later.

– taking a constitutional to walk it off

– B

Cirrocumulus

– halcyon-esque

– “wandered lonely as a cloud” my ass

– The sea undulates; and undulates all day long.

– A minus

Cumulonimbus

– see that lady in the clouds?

– I feel like she’s judging me.

– alright, alright, you get a good score!

– A

Cumulus

– fluffy

– Toy Story clouds

– only 33 calories

– A plus

Honorable Mention:

Noctilucent

– nocturnal

– super high

– a second-year college student, basically.

– no rank.

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